when u do really well on a test without studying

Some of you guys are so nice and sweet! Some of y'all? Demons

Say his name

It’s fine

wtf people…

This makes me smile

There are stories here I wanna know about.

Wherever Chaotic Neutrals have gone, you will see the signs.

James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

Back in elementary school there was this kid that would throw spitballs at me, and they’d often get stuck in my hair. Around Valentine’s Day, I always got cards and candy in bulk to give out to the whole class. That year I gave out lollipops, but I replaced his with a giant spitball on a stick.

me: your hair is so messed up haha you should , like,go look in a.. Uh… vampire: Look in a what ? me: uhhhhh vampire: I want to hear you say it

I’m the fan

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: