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MEGHAN MARKLE SEDUCED PRINCE HARRY WITH HER ROASTED CHICKEN AND THAT’S HOW SHE GOT THE RING Y’ALL
Is that all I gotta do? Damn
Harry Potter is the purest child, he took the photo album Hagrid gave him back in first year on the run with him
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the5thline
Bread and Bob starting a Christmas tradition.
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you need 30 pieces of steel to make crayons… the animal crossing crafting economy is in shambles
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There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late
The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’
Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.
German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows
queerenbian
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70-6-4
6-0
toewsme1988
37-0-0
That’s the kind of shit I like to see
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Nov. 25, 2017: This goal 😂😂
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Deathly Hallows.
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mike wheeler season 1: me??? like eleven??? ew gross i don’t like girls
mike wheeler season 2: It Has Been 353 Days Since I Last Saw Eleven, My One True Love
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upperbodyinjury-deactivated2022
“As they say in hockey…let’s do that hockey” - Chance the Rapper on Saturday Night Live [11.18.17]
jesussaros
“Got like 30 letters in his name, none of them are vowels” 😂😂😂
jesussaros
“That’s an S, a K, and a J all next to each other so that’s a nope” IM CRYING
“That’s what’s up.” DEAD!
“Who do you think really made a difference in the first period?”
“Definitely the hockey players”
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I LOVE THIS CAST
This was their reaction to Shannon Purser (Barb) asking the cast a question at Comic Con 😭❤️
This is fucking adorable
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my-flourish-and-blotts
People say to me, “I was so expecting you to be a dick.” It’s incredible when the expectations are so low. In a way it’s great, because pretty much everyone I’ve met in the last 10 years has expected me to be a complete twat. So it’s easy to exceed that. It’s not amazing to me I didn’t grow up to be a twat, because I had great people around me.
Source: miones
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cannot wait to see dylan furguson’s new backup, Guy We Found Sitting In Section 100 Who Played Beer League That One Time
They should call Blackhawks Legend Eric Semborski ™
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well, *I* think I’m fucking hilarious on hockey twitter
Chumlee from Pawn Stars 😂
some guys score four goals in their NHL debut while other guys get called up on an emergency basis and have to try to stop connor mcdavid from getting a hat trick while wearing their equipment from their junior team.
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11.15.17: Kaner and Crow doing … something
He lost his partner in crime to do weird cellies with, so his has to find a new one