Look At Everything With Love

wtf drinking is cool again

me

The lies subreddit is beautiful

*eating wasabi peas next to you on a plane, coughing after every one* *tapping you on the shoulder* That one was hot.

Great. Just great. My son didn't inherit my bloodline curse. God I hate him so much.

If a gorilla wanted to kill me it would punch me apart with a single strike. If a chimpanzee or a gibbon wanted to kill me it would shred me slowly and painfully. But if an orangutan wanted to kill me it would gently, methodically unspool me like thread and I would feel none of it

i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground

one of them ripped my shoes off and started wearing them

Reblog to make it die faster

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

Honestly the culture at P.Jack Studios is fun as fuck we work hard & play harder tonight im getting my interns fucked up so they can come up with ideas and code and shit all nught for our new project Crazy Shit Online they will be locked in the building so i make sure they have so much good shit to eat & drink🔥🔥

I'm not corrupted by the amulet or anything but people who might try to touch or steal it from me definitely have to die. just as a moral thing

Steve Harwell Memorial Tweet Collection 😔😔😔

Smash Bros Brawl announcer: DOG THAT GOES GORP

Shitty Wiimote speaker: Ġ̷̛̞̥̟͒̈́̓̀͌́͝O̸͎̞͒́̈́͊͝R̷͕̪̜͚̖̆̆͘P̶̧̱͔͓̭͎̭̹̌̐͌͝