swish

I FOUND THIS COOKIE THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A FACE AND I WAS LIKE “LEMME TRY A FACE SWAP” AND IM SCREMAIGNHFDJBC

hi my name is stress

DUDE OMG

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

what if when doritos stained ur fingers it was permanent

traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level