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assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman “you can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says “why? because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that extent and the guy replies with “no, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

Chris, what did you do that got you in the most trouble growing up?

the fallen

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

sidenote, do you know any good chiropractors? (via)

cause of death: this tweet

#FreeHim

I am deceased 💀

slow mo cuteness

this is fuckin illegal

draconineprince

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

Today’s date is 2²/3²/4².

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY

Be there and be square.