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this is you @mfo-e
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possible employer: what is your best asset
me: my cunt
possible employer: your what..?
me: my *counting each word on a finger* Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent
employer: you're hired
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person: why are you dressed so nice today?
me: i am distressed by the fact my mind and soul inhabit a physical body. i accessorize, clothe and ornament this fleshy encasement in an attempt to cope with my visceral despair in reaction to inescapable confinement in a corporal form
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unclefather
what did i just read
omgggg
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whenever I take selfies I’m like. In love w myself and then someone will take a photo of me and it reminds me to stay #humble
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I basically only have two moods:
1. I’m shit.
2. I’m THE shit.
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veryfunnymemes
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random guy: “smile sweetheart stop looking so mean”
me:
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Alex John Beck for Encens magazine no.29: A Personal Uniform
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why are ethicists kinkshaming me
la-li-lu-le-lolz
the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
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Out And About In Paris (Oct. 4)