hooked noses, flat noses, big noses, and nose bumps are cute society just has bland taste and a preference for white features
Art by Neo1900
tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex
5 ways not to be used:
-believe patterns not apologies
-don’t fall in love with potential
-believe red flags
-know your worth
-don’t lower your standards
DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!
Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does
“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”
Sicily, 1984.
Photographs by Ferdinando Scianna
the only other Lyle I know is that otter from animal crossing who tries to sell you bee sting insurance
two wholesome men
René Magritte - The Banquet, 1958
I hate this site
me:
tumblr: noticed you had some adult content on your blog….
me:
tumblr: sexy plant pot
I don’t read poetry these are my two favorite poems
my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis
my advice to men: develop a sense of shame