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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

@pleasingiswhatweaimfor / pleasingiswhatweaimfor.tumblr.com

29. She/Her. Bisexual🏳️‍🌈. Book lover. Music is everything. Professional fangirl.
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stedestits

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

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synf3ll

take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

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Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

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So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

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kimmy-writes

I was diagnosed with clinical depression last September and had been on sertraline since then. I sure as hell know it’s because of work generally and my psychiatrist encouraged me to start taking breaks, since I’m someone who actually feels guilty when I take breaks lol. At the same time, I started to read paperbacks again (not medical books, not fanfics) and I’ve read 14 books ever since. Let me tell you it did wonders to my mental health.

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

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is this orange or yellow.

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

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hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

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khazel-t

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

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rankeluck

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

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jessbeinme15

Bestie it’s 74

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spacepaprika

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

where are you getting that from?

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

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vang0bus

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

Posting this in case anyone is color blind and doesn’t know it lmao

Lmao had to take one of these for my job and found out that I’m moderately red green colour blind

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quotemadness
Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.

Eric Thomas

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Our favorite Swedish goofball (Alexander Skarsgård) and Henrik Lundqvist enjoying Tuesday’s New York Knicks vs. LA Lakers game (January 31, 2023, Madison Square Garden, New York).

Sources:  Our gifs, Videos:  NYKnicks Twitter (x, x), Images:  Our edits, Originals via:  NYKnicks (x) & Ugrinvuckovic instagram (x), & hlundqvistofficial 2/1/23 insta story (x, x)

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