this is so fucking funny
good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.
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you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
her: do you have protection?
me: of course baby
her: alright let’s do this
us:
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
Stop wasting your time with individuals who aren’t really all about you. Stop trying to force connections that aren’t all there, or telling yourself that maybe the reason love isn’t happening for you is because your expectations are too high. It’s not unrealistic to desire a partner that is attentive to your needs and wants, and who puts in the effort to not only get to know you, but keep you happy and feeling secure. Don’t compromise the things you value in a relationship for people who keep missing the mark. Your time could be much better spent. Some day someone is going to walk into your life and make you realize just why you should never settle, and they will be so bold and clear with their love that you’ll never have to think twice.
This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.
He would fucking love this.
WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP
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