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Smoking hot Mads for #MadsSaturday

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

ADELE BROKE THE GRAMMY IN HALF SO SHE CAN SHARE IT WITH BEYONCÈ

This is literally what happened

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guess i’ll sit here and try to figure out what to do next for the next hour

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

With cheekbones that could slice a finger and a steely glare to haunt your dreams, Mads Mikkelsen has been slowly cornering the market in Hollywood tough guys. The 51-year-old Dane is 6 feet of manifest presence, and whether portraying a harried Norse warrior in “Valhalla Rising,” a self-sacrificing king’s guard in “Clash of the Titans,” a flesh-eating serial killer in “Hannibal,” a medieval knight in “King Arthur,” an egomaniacal genius in “Casino Royale” or a twisted sorcerer in “Doctor Strange,” Mikkelsen has been relentlessly on point. [x]

i’m loving the new coke zero bottle

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

I wanted to make one too-