leaf me alone, I'm bushed

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

i like them..

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

the soap that inspired it all

inka on procreate is literally The harrowhark brush sorry i do make the rules

Because being a Derry Girl, well, it's a fucking state of mind.

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

I feel like @willgrahamscock would argue with you on that point...

people on tiktok would never survive a day on tumblr

i have like six mutuals this could accurately describe

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

get you back… olivia you could do something so funny

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

“We need more fucked up women characters” “we need more evil gay characters” oh but Ianthe Tridentarius is too much for you? A woman eats her cousin, puppets his corpse around like a meat bag, and sides with an all powerful god-emperor and suddenly she’s “wrong” and what she’s doing is “unforgivable”? God forbid women have hobbies.

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

maybe it's just because I've been having these conversations for too long but sometimes watching a youtube video essayist analyse something is kind of like watching a third-grader run through their times tables. it's like... yes, very good, that's all true! so... what now...

"the 'clean girl' thing is not actually about cleanliness and hygiene, but instead requires artifical measures such as makeup to achieve"

sure. why is this video 30 minutes long.

ending videos with “what does this mean? i don’t know” try knowing!

assorted ducklings and/or babygirls

(idea for Kutner's shirt yoinked from here)

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