two murders in succession
I got E-mail this hat, and wow……….he hates it
i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius
they finally did it they made something even better than the box where a little cat paw reaches out and pulls the coin in
this clip of oscar from john’s instagram djkshf losing my mind
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
Coraline (2009), dir. Henry Selick.
“The ‘O’ in ‘Welcome home’ on the cake has double loops in it. According to Graphology, the double looped lowercase o implies that the person writing it is a liar.”
Note: The ‘O’ in welcome doesn’t have two loops, meaning she is welcome, but she is not home.
*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
astrology posts be like:
aries: You CRAZY hot-headed BITCH lmao WILD 🤪
taurus: Ummm stubborn maybe?
gemini: Something about being two-faced/fake/maybe you contain multitudes if the OP is a Gemini sympathizer
cancer: so sensitive......here is the world's smallest violin
leo: You are SUCH a strong personality! Roaring with life! Lions!
virgo: Perfectionist. Detail oriented. Dweeb! 🤓
scorpio: Omg you're so scary 😖 ......but sexy 🥴
libra: .
sagittarius: aries lite™
aquarius: You Will Literally Combust If You Are Like Other Girls
capricorn: you are going to die at 32 from high blood pressure
pisces: you can't even read this post bc you're crying so hard
if a boy doesn’t look a little bit slutty...if he doesn’t look a little bit like a harlot then i don’t want him
“She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth.”
— Maggie Stiefvater (via goodreadss)