jellyfish reminiscence

Isabelle has a message for her enemies.

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

john going rogue is the highlight of the decade

holy fucking shit 

heard george bush was problematic so now miku did 9/11

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

certified iconic post

who did it??? who fucked palpatine????

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

anakin’s force ghost watching the events of the sequel trilogy playing out and doing nothing like

via greeds

Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

This is how Bernie can still win

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

Norman’s cry for help