hey there fellas

A new species is being born. Help me guide it, shape it, lead it.

i bet every time steve annoys one of the other avengers they just go and tell bucky about something reckless steve has done

steve steals natasha’s bagels one morning so she looks straight into his eyes and says ‘JARVIS tell james that one time steve jumped off a plane without a patachute’ and from the other end of the tower bucky shouts ‘STEVEN GRANT ROGERS’

he accidentally breaks tony’s favourite screwdriver and he is very sorry but it’s too late because bucky practically kicks the door of the shop down screaming ‘diD YOU NOT EVEN TRY TO LAND THAT PLANE I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE FROM STRESS’

clint does it whenever he’s bored like one day they are just hanging out and he goes “hey so did you know steve jumped from an elevator that was at least 200 feet in the air that one time” ‘hey i was trying to escape hydr–’ “he landed on concrete” “EXCUSE ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ABSOLUTE MORON” ‘i landed on my shield it absorbs the shock’ “DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHIELD?????”

Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan + talking shit about Tom Holland

he may have been the first one to die, but i’m the one who paid for it ( requested by @masturblaining )

critics: the steve and sharon love story was just unnecessary. we barely even knew her character, and steve hooks up with his ex lovers niece just after her funeral, why did marvel even do this??

marvel: 

did anyone else notice when tony knocks steve down toward the end of the fight in siberia, and steve struggles to drag himself back to his feet, and we cut to a wider shot that makes everyone, but especially steve, look so fucking small, and it’s like steve is a little guy in brooklyn again fighting off the bullies, and he stands up and wobbles a bit just like he did in that scene in catfa, but his eyes are hard as steel when they meet tony’s, and he says, for the thousandth time, i can do this all day

then, even though he’s laid out on the cold stone, beaten and bloody and broken, even though he’s half-unconscious and he just lost his goddamn arm fighting tony, bucky takes steve’s words like a cue, drags himself toward tony as best he can, and his best isn’t that great right now, but it’s enough, because he grabs tony’s ankle and tony’s distracted from steve, turning around to fight off a defenseless bucky, which gives steve the opening he needs

did anyone else notice that even though he’s totally shattered and half-dead himself, bucky jumps into this fight same as the one we saw way back in 1943, same as all the other fights steve started back in brooklyn but couldn’t finish alone; did anyone else notice that even though this whole fight was about steve saving bucky, in the end, it was still bucky who saved steve?

Alternate cacw ending:

Anthony Eddard Stark returns to his true home in Westeros to fight the real fight, aka alongside Jon and Sansa to reclaim Winterfell and save Rickon.

He’s no longer interested in staying in this world where he’s lost everyone and everything, and would rather go fight along with the true House Stark to make sure his family finds peace.

yesssss, but oh, you know that once the ’“”’“"team”“”’ realize that the big bad to come is actually coming (like tony has warned how many times???//??) they’ll find a way to follow him and try to get tony to come back and help i would want him to shut them down so fast, but he’d probably think of all the innocent people and be a better person than me…

yess and what if somehow the universes collide when the Avengers attempt to bring Tony back and the white walkers slip through to the MCU and Tony is now forced to go deal with them as iron man

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