#bob ross vibes 

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

When airport employees get bored

It’s 2:45 in the morning and I’m at IHOP trying not to lose it.

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

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I just realized I dont see nearly as much dalmatians in this site as other breeds

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

When the fire physics are too real

I ugly laughed so hard

I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

We need a Karamo Bible

“Gay parents will damage their kids” BITCH WHERE.

current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes