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Who Gives A Shit?

@let-us-plan-our-escape / let-us-plan-our-escape.tumblr.com

Hi, my name is Lee, I am 21 and from Iowa. I enjoy comedy in all its dark and bright forms. I also am a huge cat person and I will reblog stuff that I am passionate about. 99% of my blog is reblogged.
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auckie

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!

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cutepetclub

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

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haintxblue

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

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someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating
me: ......okay......that sounds fake but okay....
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