4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore
wishlist
- big sword
- big sheath for my big sword
- RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun
Studies by Olga Kim
i hope this email doesnt find you
god help you if this email finds you
Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
Oops wait not my house
Not my wife either
Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I
Pardon me while I beat a dead horse but it’s just SO funny how Tolkien was trying to think of a way to continue the fun little universe he invented, and right off the bat he was like “bilbo is way too much of a rude bitch to handle the dark storyline I have in mind”… but he wanted his hero to be related to bilbo still so he considered making it bilbo’s son…. but then he was like “well that means I have to explain bilbo getting a wife and for reasons I somehow just can’t put my finger on that makes absolutely NO sense at all…” so instead he just invented a tragically orphaned cousin-nephew and then accidentally made him gay too….
Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar?
My Chiropractor: What?
Unmute !
i hope this email never finds you
i hope the disappearance of this email on its way to you remains a tragic mystery that is never solved
no officer i’m afraid i never sent nor saw any email matching that description
Actual faith vs performative religion.
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