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@methodicalmermaid / methodicalmermaid.tumblr.com

Canadian. Biology major who is too old to still be in school. Work hard, sleep hard. Dogs make me cry.
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i hope this email doesnt find you

god help you if this email finds you

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hobnob-69

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

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trainthief

Pardon me while I beat a dead horse but it’s just SO funny how Tolkien was trying to think of a way to continue the fun little universe he invented, and right off the bat he was like “bilbo is way too much of a rude bitch to handle the dark storyline I have in mind”… but he wanted his hero to be related to bilbo still so he considered making it bilbo’s son…. but then he was like “well that means I have to explain bilbo getting a wife and for reasons I somehow just can’t put my finger on that makes absolutely NO sense at all…” so instead he just invented a tragically orphaned cousin-nephew and then accidentally made him gay too…. 

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jannock-jess

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

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i hope this email never finds you

i hope the disappearance of this email on its way to you remains a tragic mystery that is never solved

no officer i’m afraid i never sent nor saw any email matching that description

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sixpenceee

A non slithering snake. Comments on this thread identify this snake as a This is a Puff Adder, a type of snake with a deadly bite. It causes more fatalities than any other snake in Africa. Via 

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