I never read Franz Kafka’s work but it sure does sound like Bad Case of the Stripes

This poor girl turned into a various stripes and then a pill then a house and then became this

All cause she didn’t eat Lima Beans

This meeting could’ve been a prog rock concept album

come get ya juice

Babe wake up, new Blood just dropped

HUGE day for vampires

best friend wake up it's "meet your soulmate and escape the spanish inquisition" day

actually, I'm no izzy apologist. I'm an izzy explainer. I will give you a detailed character analysis of why he did the things he did and why his reactions were valid in his mind and then I will agree that he is still a nasty little bitch bastard (affectionate)

Cannot fucking believe that these two are the sexiest men on tumblr at the moment

reading junji ito is brilliant because you'll read like a delectably original fucked up piece of work that will genuinely haunt you for ages, then you turn the page and the next story is called 'the little fucked up man' and the story is that there's a little fucked up man

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

#good omens

oh this is phenomenal.

The fucking googly eyes

@yamisnuffles

I’ll have to make one next year.

Honestly everyone should get a biblically accurate angel. Here’s ours

Looks awesome on top of the tree

The Fort Wayne Sentinel, Indiana, October 30, 1918

SAY IT WITH ME

You can’t stop me

Alright so. I have fucked my taxes up before. It was the year of no jobs and I cashed out a 401k to make my car payment and then forgot to report that as income.

Here’s what happened:

I got a bill from the IRS and had to pay what I owed plus a little extra for interest cause I was paying late.

That’s it.

The lessons here:

1) The IRS will not call you. Anyone calling saying they are from the IRS is a scammer.

2) The IRS isn’t gonna take you to court if they can solve the problem with one letter.

3) Accidentaly fucking up on your taxes if you made a good faith effort to file correctly isn’t illegal. To get you for tax fraud they have to be able to prove you did it on purpose. Hence why all I got was a bill. They knew that I could reasonably claim to have fucked up accedntally and as long as I paid up they did not care.