Sauron has yet to reveal his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor’s armies in war. The one they say no living man can kill.

Before vs After Adoption

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Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

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This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

GREAT HERA!

THIS. IS. GORGEOUS.

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

so now that the great comet is closing what good new shows are opening on broadw-

when a show reveals gay content but you’re scared it’s just bait

♥ 223 Jahre Goethe & Schiller ♥

Heute vor 223 Jahren, am 20. Juli 1794, trafen sich Goethe und Schiller in Jena auf dem Nachhauseweg von der Sitzung einer naturforschenden Gesellschaft, die beide besucht hatten und verstanden sich auf Anhieb so gut, dass sie den Rest des Abends direkt noch bei Schiller zuhause verbrachten. Schwatzend versteht sich.

Happy Anniversary Jungs!

honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

@live-literature <3

this looks like a lesbian begging her love to come back after Medusa turned her to stone for not returning her feelings

The main reason I’m watching the Eurovision this year…