cardi b is #cancelled

Down with Cardi B.

Nah

No rape and transphobia. What the fuck.

what the fuck

Ya fave is problematic as hell

nope shut it down

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.

Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is King

they | them pronouns only

😍😍😍😍😍

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

who do you trust more ? a fucking nerd ass math fuck or a warlock ?

Congratulations to Malia Obama for her acceptance into the prestigious Harvard University.

this is so positive

“again”

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

just learned that jean-jacques rousseau was so deeply deeply obsessed with being spanked - such a spank maniac if you will, that he used to drop trou and sprint backwards ass first at unsuspecting women on the off chance their first instinct would be to spank his bare ass

i know this because he published it in his biography. he was an extremely influential philosopher and this is his story as he chose to share it

The world is a rich tapestry.

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

Reblob to save a life

just reblobbed

reblobbing to help those in need

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

Ok so I’m gonna go to McDonalds, but instead of buying something I’m gonna tell the cashier that I think their food is delicious but I don’t want to be like their gross customers. Those people who pay? Yeah they’re gross and sleazy. They totally don’t respect you by paying for the food you made them. Ew. Why would I pay for my food?

Why aren’t you giving me free food? I just gave you a COMPLEMENT don’t you know that’s better than boring old money?!

Why are you kicking me out?!!!

FINE I NEVER WANTED YOUR GROSS FOOD ANYWAY!!!!!!!!