me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

I may be ugly but at least I love and respect women

i feel so terrible when i think abt my future like what can i do?? im good at nothing and i get hurt easily :-/ this is so sad

The Council: The Reapers are here… if only we’d had more warning!

Shepard:

first official memes of 2017

love and kindness

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

sucks fr the people genetically disposed to think cilantro taste like soap. god really left u behind there i am sorry

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

a man on a mission

Me

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

I live for girls realizing their worth, demanding the respect they deserve and cutting off anything that brings negativity into their lives.

so many of the war table missions should have been the actual “side” quests in the goddamn game instead of the fucking hunt and fetch quests that were literally meaningless and ate up hours of time for no reason :)))))))))))))))))))))

like varric’s copycat author mission? Zevran and the Crows? political intrigue and assassinations???????????? Maevaris and Tevinter???????????

where were the missions that actually mattered at fucking all in the fucking game omg 

the war table reeks of “ooooh, i wish we could have had time to include that” and the actual game suffers immensely for it.

bc like, i’m sorry, three or four “actual” quests with cutscenes and dialogue and stuff that is interesting and feels like you’re making choices and playing a role-playing game is not enough

the side missions are just WoW gather quests. you don’t make decisions that affect the fucking game. the game will be the same no matter what you do or don’t do in the majority of those cases.

REMEMBER the fucking preview with Varric and the burning town? THAT was what I was expecting. We were supposed to be making decisions about where to send our soldiers, what to protect, what to emphasize. We were supposed to be affecting the world with our decisions. People were supposed to care what we were doing, and we were supposed to see the effects of it firsthand. 

and instead, a TON of really meaty, interesting choices and character interactions are hidden behind blocks of text and HOURS of waiting, so that they feel meaningless and distant and completely ineffectual? the only reason I’m even SEEING some of them now is because I installed a mod that turns off the wait time. Today was literally the first time I’ve ever seen Zevran’s interaction, bc i didn’t have the patience for the war table and none of it really felt important at all.

even though the words say stuff happened, i don’t feel like anything changed. nothing makes that real to me. God, the Dalish Inquisitor’s whole clan can die, and it would just be a fucking note in a codex entry somewhere. 

this is absurd. this game is a fucking joke. it’s weak ideas and weaker plot held together by a weak string of unrelated missions that don’t connect at all, leading up to a weak villain and a weak end fight.

they had ideas that would make the game feel real, layered, complete. and then they banished them into a meaningless series of text posts that people barely read before clicking on their favorite adviser.

i hope 2017 is soft and forgiving

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

[Person: its my little russian lady! please, please get me some beets]

@turkeyhole

@stonelions