@oocgingerbread / oocgingerbread.tumblr.com
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
i probably shouldve done this a long time ago but haha hey did you know im in shoujokes now im weak
What is it?
"Shoujokes" is currently a small group/community made up of OCs that are parodies of our past selves. Most if not all of the OCs have quirky nicknames based off of things ranging from drugs, types of drinks, slang terms, and even spices. The community is currently mostly twitter-based.
where did this even come from what
This literally started out as a joke. In a late night skype call between two sleep-deprived people who shared how, as kids, they both had a time where they attempted to change their names (to “Rachel” and “Crystal” respectively). One thing led to the other and the joke OCs “Ratchet-kun” and “Crystal Meth-kun” were born. Their friends also made joke OCs and Shoujokes was created.
The Setting
The idea was that the universe was based on the typical shoujo- which is funny when you look at the characters residing in it. Basically, things that you would commonly find in a shoujo manga/anime can also be found in the Shoujoke universe.
is this about…. drugs…
No. However, basing your shoujoke OCs name off some kind of drug is a current trend. Your OCs name does not have to be based off a drug, though. They could be named anything you want, really. In fact, there are a few OCs whose nicknames are not drug-based (“Bloody Mari”, “Ratchet”, “Vlad”)
Can anyone join?
Anybody can join. In fact, I’m making this post and this blog to make it easier and more accessible if people want to hop on! Feel free to invite friends and have fun together
About making a character
*Some parts of Shoujokes are still kinda up-in-the-air, so this post will be updated if anything changes! ‘v’
(ᵒ̤̑ ₀̑ ᵒ̤̑)wow! You look a lot different than from what I remember! Did something happen? Change in recipe?
ok not only does this guy look annoying he just asSUMES this is a change of recipe
……well ok maybe not since he is asking ofc, bu t ugh id have to answer. id have to open my mouth and use my vocal chords why did i have to appear here in this world
" … . …… .no its not "
" im her inverse….. .. sigh we obviously have different recipes but im not exactly her "
" … ………….. . …….. . "
" .. and yes… "
" she died "
somehow
" … . ….her bakers killed her "
does anyone even remember this one
!!!!!! wh E EZ Es s 10000 MPH
IM SO GLAD IM MKAIN G THI S HER TAG FROM NOW ON
whispers anyone wants a lovechild thingy with coco like i know i am non existant but /wiggles eybrows
but like they will prob be traditional bc my tablet and me broke up aka i cant use it sOBS so they will probably look like this??? ?
survival au lives on
I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR 2 MONThs now i need an adult
what the fuck
what the fuck
i finally decided to do a Big Kid thing and open commissions!! in addition to wanting maybe one or two bucks for pocket money, i have some really stressful financial issues due to my situation at home 8(( im also below the legal working age for pretty much everywhere except mcdicks + on top of school so money is ridiculously hard to get!! so if you got some extra cash, please help this broke kid maybe?? if not a reblog would still mean the world to me!!
if you’d like more examples, you can look through my art tag
additional offers include
solid color / transparent bg: free! simple bg (ex. a sky): $1-5 complex bg: please discuss with me! icon sets: discuss with me, price will depend on the quantity
if you’re interested in a commission, please email eclipsa332@gmail.com and include the following:
once i email you back and confirm that i’ve started your commission, i’ll send you a progress sketch to make sure you’re happy with drawing! I’ll request the full payment by this point. once you’ve sent me the money, i’ll finish up the drawing and send it to you, as well as post it here on tumblr! if you wish to remain anonymous as the commissioner, just include it in the notes on your order!
as for what i do and don’t draw: I’ll draw anything apart from explicit nsfw. guro, nudity, furries, you name it.
if you have any concerns don’t be afraid to drop me an ask!! thank you!!
aYY XKIT FINISHED now i have a new text post tag
i finally decided to do a Big Kid thing and open commissions!! in addition to wanting maybe one or two bucks for pocket money, i have some really stressful financial issues due to my situation at home 8(( im also below the legal working age for pretty much everywhere except mcdicks + on top of school so money is ridiculously hard to get!! so if you got some extra cash, please help this broke kid maybe?? if not a reblog would still mean the world to me!!
if you’d like more examples, you can look through my art tag
additional offers include
solid color / transparent bg: free! simple bg (ex. a sky): $1-5 complex bg: please discuss with me! icon sets: discuss with me, price will depend on the quantity
if you’re interested in a commission, please email eclipsa332@gmail.com and include the following:
once i email you back and confirm that i’ve started your commission, i’ll send you a progress sketch to make sure you’re happy with drawing! I’ll request the full payment by this point. once you’ve sent me the money, i’ll finish up the drawing and send it to you, as well as post it here on tumblr! if you wish to remain anonymous as the commissioner, just include it in the notes on your order!
as for what i do and don’t draw: I’ll draw anything apart from explicit nsfw. guro, nudity, furries, you name it.
if you have any concerns don’t be afraid to drop me an ask!! thank you!!
