I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

My two favs in one post!!!

“And that was how I found out.”

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

someone give this man a raise

I JUST REALIZED HES FILMING HIMSELF

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS WITH SOUND OMFG

HES FILMING HIMSELFF

“This dog just appeared out of nowhere and followed us for an entire week during our trekking trip in the Himalayan outback…When I decided to get up at 4 a.m. to climb the next 5000 m peak…he accompanied me as well. On the top he was sitting for the entire 30 minutes on this place”

This dog knows some shit 

The only real candidate for 2016

I found my roommate's twitter...

wow i really got around on the second day of school

i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

i don’t even have her number????????????

i hope she finds this post

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

This kid is going places

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

At first I thought this was a picture of just someone having a normal get together but no,

It’s so much more.

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

“firefly” is the opposite of “waterfall”