maker's breath, but I do miss that woman

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

finding out just how many of my mutuals are mcr fans rn

getting friends to play your favorite games like

THE BATMAN (2022)

i don’t think he’s coming back

Inquisitor: We’re siding with the mages.

Cullen: Would you please excuse me a moment

A good pupper getting make-up done on the set of Resident Evil

Ripped from Resident Evil Deluxe Edition DVD

Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick! 

CRIME RAT CRIME RAT CRIME RAT YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANE x SHEPARD ---> Touch

Did a headshot of Kaidan Alenko from ME3. I used to draw this handsome man all the tiiiime.

You throw away Shepard’s hamster? You put hamster in bin like paper?? Oh! Oh! Jail for clone! Jail for clone for one thousand years!!

Lady Dimitrescu but every time you look at her, her hat gets bigger — Resident Evil 8: Village mod by Kallialee

if you’ve ever handled a cast iron pan you know those mfs are heavy as hell. and here’s sam swinging it around taking out any orc in his path. we talk about giving merry and pippin a gun but where’s the appreciation for SAM’S guns

I will never forgive Pedro Pascal for screaming into a pillow while recording for The Mandalorian to make his voice huskier and deeper. It was and is disrespectful and highly offensive to the whore community.

The fact that he calls it his bedroom voice, too. Like... c'mon, man.

HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS.

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

exquisite comedic timing