i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me
Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
Yuru-Chara’s (ゆるキャラ), large Japanese mascots getting stuck in doorways.
why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
#girl… put 2 and 2 together
i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem
the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in
the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me
Here I am hanging out with ketchup one of my best friends
what if i stood in your aoe. and we were both girls
love the people interpreting this as heal aoe. very good. however: i am currently taking so much damage and i am just standing there and everyone is yelling at me