preach to the choir

out here looking like the motion test on a video game

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

i’m so chil they thought i was chuck

offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

guy who reads acronyms one letter at a time always and it never occurs to him that he can read them as just a whole word. this guy also smokes near babies if that influences your opinion about him at all

the fundamental tension between wanting to dissociate modes of dress from gender and people wanting to use modes of dress to signify their gender so they don't have to play the Pronoun Game

There was a trans girl I used to follow on tumblr, who I think is no longer here but might have just changed her name and I lost track

who commented on how it was easier to pass in Utah than it was in San Francisco. In Utah people were like "wearing a dress, has earrings, must be a girl, check!" Whereas in SF people would pass her on the street and say "hey man, nice dress!"

Are you people seriously implying Utah is better than California for trans women

reading comprehension website

How dare we piss on say you poor the

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

The slip stitch (or invisible stitch) was created to hide seams and later used by surgeons.

My cousin is a surgeon and was sewing something and used that stitch and then froze and said “Wait this isn’t a person.”

Grandma said “We used it first keep going.”

remember not to embroider the patient

count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

any time i feel like shit i just rewatch the vid of those people in new york reacting to sans undertale being confirmed for smash. like the exact second megalovania starts you can see all stages of grief diluted into dionysian ecstasy. it's Incredible

humanity will never reach this level of joy again

This motherfucker is hideous.

I’ll kill you

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you

Okay, checked the original thread, and, leaving room for mistranslation or misinterpretation, the ship is specifically between these two:

CAN YOU STOP.

Hope you don't mind