I’ve been laughing at this for the past 15 minutes… [x]

PURE GOLD

The original source is here. It’s from Twitter.

Someone is trying too hard

Young Colin Firth.

[x]

We matter, we exist, don’t erase us.

After long days and cold nights my dads struggles have finally accomplished my book desires

I just want a zombie apocalypse movie where the infection is sexually transmitted so in the end only a ragged band of asexuals are left to save the world

#as well as celibate ppl lol… or just virgins#but aight (–folkloriic)

a gang of children, a nun, and a handful of asexuals, accompanied by like… one really unpleasant dudebro or something. 

deleted scene: unpleasant dudebro refusing to die a virgin, attempts to have sex with a zombie. Even the zombie turns him down. 

Take me back to london please ❤️❤️

Video: Grizzler the Border Collie is the World’s First Canine Photographer

first canine photographer? i think you’re forgetting something

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

In between breaths we are all dead.

I’m a vegetarian because I’m currently eating a salad

The back of my head doesn’t exist because I can’t see it.

“The Four Horsemen”

I’m watching this right now and I AM SO CONFUSED HOW IS THIS GOING TO END.

“The Kubrick Stare, sometimes referred to as the Kubrick Glare, is a common camera shot of an actor in most of Stanley Kubrick’s films. The Kubrick Glare has been called the “heavy-browed look of insanity”. It symbolizes that the character in question is either really, really pissed or really becoming deranged, and the person they’re looking at is really, really screwed. Other times—usually when combined with a smile—it means they’re feeling really, really clever. Either way, it’s really creepy and ominous.”

Marvel

So as many of you know Ant-Man is coming out soon and so far Marvel has been putting out these cute Avengers tie in posters

but they then decided to do one for Black Widow 

And you done fucked it up Marvel

They could’ve placed him on her Widow’s Bite gauntlets or on her shoulder or even on her gun as she aims but NOOOO THEY FUCKING WENT AND PUT HIM ON HER BOOBS -___- 

I’m not even gonna watch AntMan at this point I’m so fucking done

hello this is fan made

this is marvel’s version

Tumblr’s lack of fact checking strikes again.

I’ve seen people reblogging the version without the factchecked clarification, so please reblog this one instead. Sick of people witch hunting people who have done nothing wrong simply because they don’t fact check before ranting.

I eat BAD BLOOD for breakfast w/ Quentin Johnston Taylor Swift

taylorswift

Guys. I just realized something.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

In this scene in DH part II, Harry, Ron and Hermione are just running around doing shit. Until now, I thought it was rather pointless and that they just took it in the movie to add some action. 

But then.

I REALIZED SOMETHING.

Okay, in this order, it happens.

First, a giant, ugly creature tries to kill them with a large weapon. They hide behind a pipe.

Second, there are spiders. Loads of ‘em.

Third, there is a werewolf.

Then, there are dementors.

In that particular order.

Still don’t get it? We’ll take it again.

FIRST, A GIANT, UGLY CREATURE TRYING TO KILL THEM WITH A LARGE WEAPON AND THEY HIDE BEHIND A PIPE.

SECOND, THERE ARE SPIDERS. LOADS OF THEM.

THIRD, THERE IS A WEREWOLF.

THEN, THERE ARE DEMENTORS.

THIS SCENE IS A PIECE OF ART AND IT IS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE ALREADY BATTLED AND NOW THEY DO IT AGAIN IN A SECOND WITH A SMALL SPELL AND IT SHOWS HOW MUCH THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH AND HOW MUCH THEY HAVE GROWN.

thank you and goodnight

Then the Order of the Phoenix appears, and then they get to the Half-Blood Prince.

This is one of the best HP insights I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot.