blogger of the rueful countenance

I get men being sad because they don't get complimented, but I wish they understood that most of the time there's nothing to compliment them about because they put zero effort on their appereance. What do you want me to say? Your t-shirt is very red and your hair is definitely there! Ugly fuck

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

cardinal sin….? no…. they wouldn’t…. would they?

not a malicious bone in his body.

Think again..

like to scam an autistic trans woman, reblog to get away with scamming an autistic trans woman

adding to the collection

I never quite recovered from this one:

this sounds like a fetish. this person is looking for a dom.

peasants posting their Ls from twitter

“When a man spends his own money to buy something for himself, he is very careful about how much he spends and how he spends it. When a man spends his own money to buy something for someone else, he is still very careful about how much he spends, but somewhat less what he spends it on. When a man spends someone else’s money to buy something for himself, he is very careful about what he buys, but doesn’t care at all how much he spends. And when a man spends someone else’s money on someone else, he does’t care how much he spends or what he spends it on. And that’s government for you.” 

Milton Friedman

Nailed it

I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please

I want a boy with fat nuts

what are you planning, nutsacktorturer

@scum-belina us

slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them

Alright, post cancelled. You can all go home now.

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind