que me expropien hasta la raja

Neil got his unhinged, mental, bullshit-spewing mouth from his mama. Stuart was in the book for all of 4 pages in tsc and was just as blunt, unfiltered, making off the wall comments as his nephew. shit runs in the family clearly

"Did you think you were special?"

"Did you think you were special?"

[pg. 37] -> [pg. 340]

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

The best part of Jason's fighting style at all ages is that it's just so fucking practical?? Like, look at the rest of the non-powered batboys:

Then Jason comes in like:

This is how you take over Crime Alley in under a year, kids.

Thank you so much this whole thing just perfectly sums up how Vegeta and Bulma hooked up

i love how in orv when we see (outside perspective) yoo joonghyuk its like he glared with murderous intent. he growled menecingly. and we think ah typical badass hero archetype. but then you read yoo mia side story (which is from yjh's perspective) and you get his internal dialoge which boils down to:

how do people work. i dont know what to say so ill just stay silent. eye contact is weird. DO I HAVE A SOUL? how do people work. how do i socialize. AM I A PERSON?

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

For the last time Neil is not oblivious he's just so busy playing 5d chess with everyone he meets that the concept of regular chess baffles and bores him. Matt what do you mean I should hook up with a cheerleader can't you see I'm busy waging psychological warfare on a Frenchman.

I want less of "the Drakes were terrible people and parents and Bruce rescues poor sad Timmy" (not knocking the trope it just got old for me)

And more of Bruce suffering a hell of his own creation as he tries to figure out how to parent Timothy "latchkey kid" Drake, who doesn't respect the concept of having parental supervision in general and more specifically Bruce's authority as his new guardian at all, because Tim was basically his caretaker for the entire beginning of his tenure as Robin

Any kind of Parental Action would have Bruce choking in his own hypocrisy. Like... imagine trying to get your teenage son to go to bed when he's been putting your ass down for naps for like, years, by that point. Imagine telling him to eat healthier when at 13 years old he was helping your butler with designing your meal plan 'cause you were too depressed to eat

Bruce gently tries to get him to stop working on a case to take a break, and Tim raises a single withering eyebrow (he learned this from Alfred) and Bruce immediately shuts up. Tim only listens to Bruce when he wants to and being legally adopted by the man hasn't changed that

(And I want fics of the rest of the batfam reacting to this dynamic soooooooo bad)

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

COQUETTE BONZO?????

fuck dude they weren’t kidding. his teeth are NOT soft

the thought of them living in a house together is just extremely funny to me so have some doodles