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*choking back tears* wanna fight
BOLD all that applies to your muse!
EYES: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Grey | Other HAIR: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other BODY TYPE: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular SKIN: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored GENDER: Male | Female | Trans* | Cis | No Gender | Other SEXUALITY: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other SPECIES: Human | Undead/Vampire | Shapeshifter (Weres) | Demon | Angel | Witch/Wizard/Sorcerer | Incubus/Succubus | Other EDUCATION: High School | College | University | Higher Education | Other I’VE BEEN: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused POSITIVE TRAITS: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest | Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless LIVING SITUATION: Lives alone | Lives with parent(s)/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend | Drifter | Homeless | Verse dependent PARENTS/GUARDIAN: Mom | Dad | Adoptive | Foster | Grandparents | Family friend RELATIONSHIP: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated | Verse dependent I HAVE A(N): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder | Verse Dependent THINGS I’VE DONE BEFORE: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self harmed | Starved myself | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a Fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone | Been in a war NEGATIVE TRAITS: Aggressive | Bossy | Cynical | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible | Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-conscious | Selfish | Unstable | Clumsy | Rebellious | Emotional | Swears
guess who just watched the entire ps.wg series in two days?? //lays down
yeah and it’s really not that hard to guess what’s going through saltie’s mind tbh
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how to get laid 1. find a couch 2. lay on it 3. i’m so lonely
Anonymous asked:
*craves the mineral* aka Salt
#crave simulator 2k15
I had a half-finished game with no save; A scarcely-touched textbook lay on my desk And to stop my body from trembling, I promptly put on my headphones Just as I was listening to an obscure artist, A number they did with an unknown title, Just as it came to my ears, I heard: "You want to survive, yes?"
((i have this kind of headcanon that when elsens start to become sugar deprived, it slowly alters their appearance and personality before they transform into a burnt))
Hey Saltie, What kind of Music do you listen to? I'm more of a Jpop fan myself, But I'm always open to new music!
“Yes, I’m glad you asked! I have been waiting so long to talk to someone about my musi—- uh, wait…”
*scrolls through favorite music artists*
“Hahahaha ah, m-music? What… ‘music’, I don’t listen to any music! Who told you I listen to music!?”
((burnt!saltie song whoops (warning the song gets loud half way though)
gosh i don’t think there’s any facts on here about burnt!saltie is there?
well then, let’s change that...
Anonymous asked:
FOUR!!!
“Uh… d-do you need help?”
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Anonymous asked:
I'm in the bath. Thinking of you. *wink*
“That sounds suggestive.”
Anonymous asked:
What happens if Saltie's phone battery drains out and dies?
*taps phone*
“Well, it’s always at 100% battery so... I dunno?”
*shrugs*
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"What did you just call me?"
[ Send me “What did you just call me?” and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours. ]
"Weakling."
venaticdiamonds
"Sure, whatever you say. And go ahead, try and attack me. I can take whatever you throw at me."
lazy-elsen
“Alright. Y-you better, um… get ready for th-this?”
Staring up at Devin, he attempts to prepare himself for a fight and frowns with nervousness. He doesn’t move after that, just stands there in an unbalanced stance silently.
venaticdiamonds
"I’m as ready as I’ll ever be."
He was staring down, an expression that was more stern than usual on his face. It looks like he wasn’t going to take the Elsen seriously at this rate.
"I’m waiting."
“Uh, I’m only... y-you see... hhhhh-hold on for one s-second...”
Continuing to hesitate Saltie is soon unable to look the demon in the eyes and drops his guard shamefully.
“I... can’t do this.”