I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence can kill you.

water shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

food shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

healthcare shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

any system where people can die because they’re unable to access these resources needs to be dismantled.

Shelter shouldn't be sold for profit and heat/air conditioning shouldn't be sold for profit either

I met my best friend in highschool, and for some reason the fact that she and I will never have cute childhood photos together breaks my heart.

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

Storu

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

Icecream nonbinary types

Vanilla cone NB: likes black and white aesthetic photos, always texting their friends, sporty, acts cool but actually a sap, wants to travel, jackets tied around the waist, being woken up early in the morning by birds, subtle gay apparel, iced coffee

Strawberry shake NB: leather jackets, vintage diners, jumping over fences and sneaking into concerts, loves cupcakes and sweets, curly hair, most awake at night, wants 1000 cats even if they’re allergic to them, actually a dork, would get into a fist fight over music

Mint chocolate chip NB: likes to chill and talk about deep shit for hours, artistic, loves tea, has Seen Some Stuff but is always joking, silly selfies, button up shirts, hiking boots, the scent of gardenia flowers, loves the rain, armchair psychiatrist/Bob Ross incarnate

Orange dreamsicle NB: loves bees, friendship bracelets, the calming hum of a fan, band-aids, sunlight flashing through leaves, lemonade, cotton candy, will listen to any kind of music as long as it’s loud, crop tops, striped shirts, carnivals, aggressively body positive

Grape popsicle NB: shy around new people but loud around friends, a memer, neurodivergent, comfy sweaters and hoodies, can’t drive, can and will destroy you at video games, loves outer space, probably wants a lizard, secretly talented, believes in aliens

Double fudge sunday NB: bear hugs, the parent friend, impulsive, windows down, denim jackets, tells the best stories, bruises from being a klutz, sleeping in, eating an entire sleeve of cookies, stickers, kind of a mess but living life to the fullest

OP literally traded his entire family and Narnia for some turkish delights but go off I guess

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

i gave up on giving up and lost myself a bit trying to be a ghost

when I once cleaned my room.

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

if you’re a gay/bi man you should feel empathy and concern for lesbian experience and liberation. if you’re cis and LGB you should feel empathy and concern for trans experience and liberation. if you’re a trans man you should feel empathy and concern for trans women’s experience and liberation. if you’re white and LGBT you should feel empathy and concern for LGBT POC experience and liberation. if you’re financially comfortable and LGBT you should feel empathy and concern for poor LGBT experience and liberation. i could go on all day. if you don’t, what does community mean to you?