Thanking god everyday that I have access to good Japanese food without having to cook it
hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer
hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯
microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight
worlds worst (best) son alert
duality of (former fox thief) man
just a regular guy. the most regular guy, one might say
"jesse pinkman takes a girl by the hand and leads her to his bedroom but instead of having sex they just play Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing" sounds like a tumblr meme made by someone who never saw breaking bad. but he really did that
Born from a wish
Pencil, A4
Beetlejuice - art by Ken Taylor (2013)
Jesse I have to sell you to one direction
yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
happy easter everyone
Pokemon Heritage Post
How much longer is Markiplier going to last?
hes been fighting for so long…
Rating: cute!
Markiplier has been fighting for his life non stop since 2017, but you can tell by the speed of his movements that he is still happy and healthy. When he is done fighting he will simply stop.
You need to look up red cornetfish
OUUGUGUGGUHHHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
TRUMPET GUY