Sorry, y’all, looks like my password got snaked by some spammer. Changed it and deleted the bullshit. Thinking of deleting the account, since I don’t want to be posting douchey ads without realizing it.
In a related note, never buy raybans, if only because we live in fucking 2021, not the 90s.
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
Doesn’t follow my blog aesthetic?
I don’t give a shit.
Asking for two clicks isn’t a lot.
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
I suddenly feel very Indiana Jones.
1st: reblogging without any hesitation.
2nd: where are these gifs from????
They’re from Kung Fury. It’s on Netflix.
The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
Well. Shit.
Not all heroes wear capes.
The densest people on the internet are the ones who say sci fi and fantasy are getting too political. Why can’t we go back to the good old days of The Twilight Zone, with its various episodes about mob mentality and the danger of mass paranoia that totally weren’t about the Red Scare. Or Star Wars and its genocidal empire of racially homogeneous Aryan men. Or Dune with its religious tribal peoples who live in a desert that contains the galaxy’s most valuable resource and the wars with the foreign colonizers, that was purely from Frank Herbert’s imagination. Can you imagine how much Star Trek would suck if it was packed to the brim with ham-fisted allegories of every societal issue of the 20th century. Not like all this modern ultra-political stuff, like a woman hero.
Reminder of where comics got their start
The other day I was washing my hands and another woman came out the stall a couple seconds after I did. She wasn’t cis, and a different woman waiting for someone to finish up looked angry and opened her mouth to say something. Before she could, I smiled real friendly a this woman who’s just trynna wash her hands and told her I loved her skirt, and we started talking clothes.
The waiting woman was still clearly pissed but she didn’t say anything because she knew I wouldn’t have her back. That’s all it took to keep some poor lady just trynna scrub up from getting harassed.
Sometimes doing the right thing is really hard and kinda scary. Other times all it takes is making it clear that you won’t support someone’s nastiness. It’s a little enough thing to do your part.
So my mom is shopping in a supermarket, wearing a full hijab and jilbab (commonly misnamed as a burka) and the whole time she is there, this kid is staring at her. Won’t stop staring. Just looking with wide-eyed shock. The lil feller isn’t any older than four. She doesn’t think much of it, she is used to far worse than just a few stares. Until the very end when the kid and his mom are behind her in the checkout, and he leans up and whispers loudly: “I LOVE YOU BATMAN”
So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.
I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.
Update:
OK but…imagine your OTP…
Seriously this needs to be a FrostIron high school AU or something
“But why do you ship a hero with the villain??! Its so problema-“
“For the angst Karen. I need some drama before they fuck. It aint that deep.“
SCIENCE… TOO STRESSFUL FOR HULK… HULK NEED HUG…
For fanfic: https://ficbook.net/readfic/5046935 Art © Me
Characters © Naoko Takeuchi
I started this back in August and am only now finding the time to finish it. It was so long, I had trouble figuring out what I was really doing with it, so I kinda screwed up ‘Ruka’s pose a bit. It still looks okay, but it’s not as dynamic as the original sketch was. Anyway, drawing couples are soooo hard. On top of that, I plan to do some group pictures for some of the pictures in this series, because apparently I’m a masochist. Look forward to that lol Prints are available via RedBubble, and the high-res version is available to my $3-Tier Patreon subscribers 😊
Mmmmm tumblr killed the quality here but I made a print of Sailor Neptune for a secret santa gift this year! This is an IRL secret santa so there’s little chance of the person who is receiving it as a gift seeing this so I thought I’d share!
when you ship the queerbaited ship
Me: i have a sophisticated sense of humor
Also me, driving past a dick’s sporting goods: haha. Dicks.
