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Death defeated, still conceited

@orochimartyr / orochimartyr.tumblr.com

Reptiles & memes from a retired Orochimaru rp blog. Friendly on main. StarWars sb: @accursedkaleeshi LoK sb: @Overazielous Ace + autistic
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Apparently people who don't have executive dysfunction think that actually working on something is the hardest part of doing something. And that's why they get mad that you call the rest of the project "easy" after you've finally worked through doing the plan and know what to do when you're working.

So when you're through with the epiphany of how to make it physically possible to make the thing you're making, and you're sharing the plan with excitement, because the hard part is over, and now you only have to get your hands moving and do it, they get mad at you like

"it's not that easy! It's a lot of hard work! >:C"

they mean it, because

to them, working is the hardest part.

They don't have to fight their brains to get started. They don't have to fight their way through making the choices, making the plan, making yourself make the thing. People who don't suffer from executive dysfunction think that the hardest part is actually doing the thing.

when you have executive dysfunction, it’s like... you’ve just clawed your way up a long steep embankment of loose gravel, and you flop exhausted into the construction site, and you’re like “oh thank fuck, time to lay some bricks, i absolutely could do this all day” and the guy who drove to the site goes “what’s wrong with you man bricklaying is hard graft!”

not as hard as crawling up the gravel mountain bro

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gaara, typing out his twenty-third tumblr vent post of the night: im ugly and and my parents are dead which is probably the reason i was mildly unhinged in my youth

sasuke, reblogging it: me except i’m not ugly

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beesmygod

i feel like if you were a west coast state in the 90s you had a serious chance of contracting california-itis and are now cursed to say "dude", "bro", "hella", "fat", "tight", "bruh", and other phrases usually reserved for when you ride a skateboard and wear your hat backwards to look extra cool. but instead of being that, you're a 33 year old keebler elf looking fucker who sits at a computer all day

i also picked up a lot of my dad's mannerisms growing up and as an adult i have to like. actively prevent myself from talking like an old mexican guy from texas. i can't be talking like that, white baby

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

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