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"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."  "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!"  "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no."  "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!"  "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"  "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now." 

   “That’s what I want to know.”

   “Maybe you could trying telling me about you? Or our friendship, or something to jog my memory.”

   "Well, I run a Youtube channel. That's how we met actually, you where a subscriber to my channel and you just used to reply to my tweets on twitter sometimes. One day I asked if you wanted to Skype and it just went from there."

   He shook his head. “Like I said, we live together. There’s no way I could have mistaken you for another Dan.”

   “But if we live together, how come I don’t remember you?”

   "That's what I want to know."

   “We’ve been friends for years, how could you not remember who I am Dan?”

   “I’m really sorry, I just don’t. Maybe you’ve got me mixed up with some other Dan?”

   He shook his head. "Like I said, we live together. There's no way I could have mistaken you for another Dan."

   “Of course I’m sure! And you have seen me before, we live together after all. How we could live in the same flat and not see each other?”

  “Honest, I don’t remember ever meeting you before just now, Phil. I’m sorry, but I don’t remember actually living with you, or any of the stuff you’ve just said.”

   "We've been friends for years, how could you not remember who I am Dan?"

   “Um, it’s me, Phil. You know, your best friend?”

 ”Uh, you sure about that? Because I don’t think I’ve ever seen you before.”

   "Of course I'm sure! And you have seen me before, we live together after all. How we could live in the same flat and not see each other?"

   "Um, it's me, Phil. You know, your best friend?"

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And so, five minutes later, Dan’s made it to the hospital, getting Phil’s room number from the lady at the front desk. Once he found the room, he went in without even knocking or anything.

"Hey Phil, how’re ya feeling?"

   Phil glanced up from his phone - where he had been scrolling through comments on his last video, and replying to some of them while waiting for Dan - as the door opened, grinning as he spotted his friend entering the room.

   "Hey Dan! My ankle hurts quite a bit, and I'm kind of sore, but other than I'm fine."

[TEXT] Yeah… I kinda tripped and ended up falling down the stairs

[TEXT] Uh, the doctor said I had a sprained ankle, several bruises and a few scrapes but other than that I’m okay

[Text; Phil] Holy shit Phil [Text; Phil] I’ll be there soon but don’t worry

[TEXT] I’m not the one worrying Dan, you are

[TEXT] Besides, it’s not than bad, at least I didn’t break anything

[TEXT] Can you hurry up though? It’s really boring in here and I need someone to talk to

[Text; Phil] I’m literally going as fast as I can [Text; Phil] I’ll be there in five minutes or so [Text; Phil] Will you make it that long?

[TEXT] Yeah, I can make it five minutes

[TEXT] See you then I guess

[TEXT] Yeah… I kinda tripped and ended up falling down the stairs

[TEXT] Uh, the doctor said I had a sprained ankle, several bruises and a few scrapes but other than that I’m okay

[Text; Phil] Holy shit Phil [Text; Phil] I’ll be there soon but don’t worry

[TEXT] I'm not the one worrying Dan, you are

[TEXT] Besides, it's not than bad, at least I didn't break anything

[TEXT] Can you hurry up though? It's really boring in here and I need someone to talk to

Xephos blinked as he was invited in, he hadn’t really thought this through very well… He just recognised the odd name ‘Phil’ and thought it’d be the poor man that texted him by accident, apparently he was correct.

"Pardon my intrusion, I was visiting my friend and recognised your name, Phil, and thought I’d see how you were… You uh accidentally texted me about your fall." the spaceman explained looking at the injured man.

"Um, my names Xephos, if you remember…"

   Phil turned off his phone and sat it down on the bedside table before looking up at his visitor. The man was pretty tall, probably taller than Phil, and he was pretty tall. He also had pretty neat beard, and his eyes were a clearer and brighter blue than Phil's own ice blue eyes.

   Listening to the man, he smiled when he mentioned that Phil accidentally texted him about his earlier fall down the stairs.

   "Yeah, of course I remember! It'd be pretty hard to forget a odd, but cool name like that. I didn't expect to actually meet you though." He brushed a bit of jet black hair out of his eyes, still smiling at Xephos. "It's nice to meet you. In person, not just text meeting."

[TEXT] Yeah... I kinda tripped and ended up falling down the stairs

[TEXT] Uh, the doctor said I had a sprained ankle, several bruises and a few scrapes but other than that I'm okay