openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

Someone dropped their cotton balls

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

@rivendork

Californians: In-N-Out is better

New Yorkers: Shake Shack is better

Some Texan rat next to the deep fryer at Whataburger:

my relationship with zodiac sign related stuff

The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

Snoop dogg 2018 // Girl with a pearl earring 1665

convention 2019 | a model

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino