The floppiest ears in the galaxy.

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

Hang on

What if it was actually Phil protecting Hercules?

Like yes he’s strong without having the muscles and everything but that’s only because he’s a god…

What if Phil gave him actual strength? So if his god strength was taken away (i.e. hades taking it away) he would still be able to fight?

He wouldn’t have a weakness like Achillies.

He really would be perfect

But also consider hades reaction to him taking away his god strength and Hercules is just standing there like yeah okay I’m just gonna fight you and hades is like losing his shit cause that was not how this was supposed to go

Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.

respect Phil

This is all not to say that Phil didn’t also know that Herc needed to be thicc

I don’t think people understand that the NSFW ban on tumblr was due to SESTA/FOSTA and if you want your tiddies back on tumblr or whatever you have to start caring about sex workers and the legislation that effects them

uncanny 

IM LEAVING

i’m staying

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME

Everyone: What the fuck

Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal

Not just any large dragon, either. A huge Norwegian Ridgeback that immediately curls itself around Hagrid’s Hut once Charlie dismounts. And it purrs when Hagrid dodders out of his hut to see what’s going on.

Norbert sneezes some sparks into Hagrid’s beard for old time sake. Hagrid bursts into joyful sobs. “He remembers his mummy! After all these years!”

nose job turkey

an addition…

-maximus

Fuck, yeah.

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

more ineffable husbands  ( x )  and  ( x )

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

BONUS:

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

“AHkhwoo”

WHAT

Leave him alone he is perfect!

“AKUUU”

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

…Shit, you’re right. 

That spin he does. That is an airbendery move. 

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

This shows attention to detail was unreal.

Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.

the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice

Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.

Everyone else: The spice of variety! The four elements make mine stronger! Ballerina time!

Toph:….meTal….bendy bendy

Head of security

GIVE 👏HIM 👏 A👏 RAISE👏

an unfortunate thought just occurred

anathema was home schooled in a mansion of the coast of california. by insanely wealthy parents with….uh, alternative beliefs.

IS ANATHEMA VACCINATED???? PLEASE TELL ME AGNES COVERED THAT SHIT IN THE BOOK!!

If there was even a chance Anathema’s parents might not vaccinate her, Agnes sure as hell would have been very clear in one of her prophecies that it was mandatory and not to skip it on pain of Agnes herself coming back to Take Care of Things.

She covered her bases.

agnes was talking high-fiber diets and regular excercise in the fucking 17th century and was able to tell her family what companies to invest in, there’s no way she didn’t say something to the effect of, “mind the miraculous discovery of Dr. Jenner and get ye defended against the plague” at some point

“jabbe ye the children with varyous potions of ded monstres, lest plague and pox ensue and doome befall the lyne.”

“Alrso, neglect not the booster jabbes, and faytheful be ye to thine physician’s alloted tymes.”

#nice and accurate provax

Yeeeesssss!!!!