No. You move.

This is what i do in study breaks. It wasn’t supposed to look so gloomy though

the fact that stars exist and we can look at them every single night for free just makes me go !!!!!!!!!!!!

#follow your dreams

you: the 2005 pride and prejudice is garbage

me, an intellectual: 

it appalls me that some people have not experienced the cinematic masterpiece that is high school musical

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

the cutest part of this was when afterwards the kid said ‘so i could have a boyfriend if i wanted to?’ and i said yes, but to be careful because some people are mean to boys who have boyfriends and he pushes up his sleeves and goes ‘well then i’ll beat them up! if i wanna have a boyfriend i’m gonna have a boyfriend!!! i’ll even marry him if i wanna!’

oh hey it got more adorable

literally my favorite quote in the entire world

It was improv

what a nice day to remember that 12 year old girls aren’t fucking sexually mature

And another friendly reminder that 12 years don’t need to wear ‘proper’ clothing so men don’t stare. You shouldn’t be staring in the first place

And yet another friendly reminder that it doesn’t matter if a 12 year old looks or acts “mature for their age”. They’re still children, you sick fucks.

he who fights lobsters must see to it that he does not become a lobster himself.

yeah but why would you want to fight a lobster

if you live in new england you may not have a choice

you have more family than you know.

“The UK now ranks among the bottom 10 global performers in the arena of improving rights of the child, after it achieved the lowest-possible score across all six available indicators in the domain of Child Rights Environment (CRE), according to the KidsRights Index 2017.”

This is Theresa May’s Britain.

lisa simpson comes out to her parents with a 40-slide powerpoint presentation & a heartfelt, loving conversation which ends with them all crying and hugging. bart just rolls up with his boyfriend one day like “sup this is tyler. he’s terrible.” and then makes out with him in his treehouse for 4 solid hours

What about Maggie

maggie has three girlfriends and two boyfriends and they’re all in her band

reminder that The Simpsons canonically portrayed Lisa being in a polyamorous lesbian relationship so you can’t say that any of the above couldn’t have happened