Having the worst headache in my life I feel the blood behind my eyes everythings spinming my ears are ringing ….. @webmdofficial am I dying

Lol yeah probs, smoke some weed

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WebMD’s answer for everything (via bob-belcher)

That contains alcohol, as well! This would be the first WebMD diagnosis that is actually correct. - Saber #webmd #beach #alcohol #diagnosis

When ur friend asks u what ur doing:

White Man from San Diego Waves Gun Around Small Children In Confrontation With Police and Is Taken Into Custody Alive.  

This white man walked towards the police with a gun pointed at them and they spend half an hour talking to him before they shoot him one time. If he had been a black man, they would’ve shot him dead. Before you police apologists claim this man has a history of mental illness (he does) that’s why the police was lenient,  Ezell Ford, a mentally ill black man, was recently killed by the LAPD. 

Uh…

Haha like. … what. …

This is. .. this is it. This is what we talk about.

This is white privilege

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

Symptoms

Head feels like I’ve been crying for hours??? (Headache, stopped up nose, red eyes, general fuzzy, heavy feeling.)

Sore throat with swollen gland thingies.

Low grade fever so not serious.. yet.. dun dun dun

Clearly delusional.

It’s probably cancer.

Most def cancer.

I demand that Hannah Hart’s next cookbook doodad be called ‘Eating Out’

IM DYING

Sobbing omg

Web MD is the devil.

Whoa chill.

my finger itches

web md says i’m dying

Tru

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

So I woke up with a sore throat and a minor fever today, so I decided to get on WebMD to see what might be an issue. Just a couple of results for everyone on what I found:

Always happy to help!