Vincent falls

Stop! Are you writing a story or a commercial

#the line between good fiction produced by Christians and bad fiction produced by Christians#is that the poor quality stuff thinks it has to sell it!! that’s it that’s what’s going on!#it’s trying so hard to be cool and hip and fit in or sell Christianity to the masses it almost doesn’t#doesn’t believe! it doesn’t see the goodness and beauty and just go look at this!#it interrupts this program for an important announcement! buy Christianity please!

Outstanding analysis.

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

ketzal_coatl

its important to stop to count your blessings when you find yourself going "when am i going to catch that damn break" . You'll be amazed what you missed

i think there's a lot of truth to this. it's usually in the midst of the worst of it that you're catching the most grace. you just luckily can't see how much worse it could be

Mass Effect (2007) ↠ Citadel Presidium

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

Mount Vestrahorn, Iceland by Dimitrii Isaak

eva_nemeth

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

the miracle job tells us so much about what nate was like as a young man. this priest sees a miracle in his church a few days after telling his old friend from the catholicism factory that there's nothing to be done about his troubles and immediately goes "nathan ford you wiley coyote-ass bitch you stop helping me right the fuck now"

Foggy solstice

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

“There is no brave toaster! all of them become cowards in the face of death!”

-The mindflayer wizard thinking about killing constructs. 

Lago di Braies by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)