Jordan Belfort RP Blog.
If there is an interest, I may bring this account back!
Mun is over 21. These stories center around NSFW content: drug use and sexual content.
I’ll check back in a few days.
Hi, Jordan and I would love to play with you, but we are on another blog. It’s currently under construction, but Jordan definitely needs more company. Let me know if you’d like to see him again!
“I’m just really, really fucking tired.”
bodyachings
❛ Oh he’s not that bad .. Right , I mean he’s nice. ❜
“Nice won’t save him from his minimum wage job. How far has nice gotten him, hmm?”
thewolfieofwallstreet reblogged
insatiablelilith
“You think you can afford me?”
“You mustn’t know to whom you’re talking.”
thewolfieofwallstreet reblogged
the-beautiful-roommates
“Umm.. they aren’t coming, the company did send the bottle though?” The girl said biting her lip nervous to his response of her inability to get the girls. “I could do what they did for you?” She offered
The disappointment was plain as day. The news was less than well received by the CEO. “That’s awfully sweet of you,” he condescended, “but this was a part of the reward for all the big sales. We have way too many people to be accommodated by one girl.”
kingsandqxeens
“Aw, he wasn’t so bad.”
“He touched you... Have you washed your hands?”
“Oh, my God! I’ve never seen a pair of tits so big!”
“That’s not okay. Ugh. Why would you allow someone like that breathe your same air?”
“When will the bottle girls arrive to the office?”
“I promise. I cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.”
“The fucking sun. I’m not ready for this. This is bullshit! Pay God off to move the sun...”
“Sure, I know I offer more than my money... but if I want to spoil you... you should permit it.”
“My wife hasn’t let me touched her in two days. I’m getting antsy. It’s time to hit the strip club.”
This account is open for business.
JORDAN "Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. The clients we’ve gone after in the past — they’re done. We will now target exclusively the wealthiest one percent of Americans.”
|N A V I G A T I O N L I N K S|
|M U N F A C T S|
- Mun 18+
- Will only RP with 18+
- Will RP NSFW of all forms
- Will tag NSFW content
- Has no formatting preferences
- Paras preferred, but can write one-liners and gif or icon chats
- Always open to plotting :)
{Hi there! I'm starting fresh, so I'm doing all new threads. It has been more than a year since I’ve logged on!! I’m very excited to come back. If you're interested message me or respond to one of my reblogged memes or open starters. It's that easy to get things started with me. DISCLAIMER: I do not want a Naomi.}
out o’ ludes
{I haven’t been on this account in more than a year, and what do I find? I remain to have an amazing group of people continuing to follow this blog. I don’t know why you’ve stuck around, but it gives me hope that this blog can do some things again... So, hello!
I am pretty darn close to following no one. I have the list down to mostly blogs that are good for my queue. I want a fresh start, and if you’d like to be a part of it, I am more than happy to welcome you. I have updated my rules, but they aren’t too far off from what you’ve seen before. Take a look if you need.}
