wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
i’m hip
If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
Reverse moonwalk
i hope the cabbage man from avatar is having a good day
My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
This is wonderful
some foxes
It’s 2:00 A.M. Suddenly, you’re waken up to see that an emergency broadcast has been aired. The message simply states “RUN”.
I’d just pop a melatonin n go back to sleep
aunt peridot meets a baby
(ft the crystal grandmas and president maheswaran’s family portrait)
why 👏 can’t 👏 I 👏 catch 👏 this 👏 fucking 👏 fly 👏
👏👌 got him