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the-redhound-deactivated2022062

me in any post-apocalyptic game:

some guy in clean clothes: welcome to Sunshine Gardens, friend! we've got clean water, all the food you could ever want, secured walls, and we've even got a little school going for the kiddos. we could just use a little help with the upkeep, and you seem just what we're looking for.
me: yeah okay lol so where's the room where you eat people
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silencewhippersnapper

WHY

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agentsex

newsies choreography

honestly I kind of love how well the actors are conveying their characters with non-cartoony costumes and their faces not even showing though

TBH I’m expecting this to be an unexpectedly poignant and touching musical.

Why is no one talking about how Lilli is playing sandy!?! Like a WOC playing a popular character!!!

“The musical will feature songs from a mixture of classic and contemporary artists, including Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of the band Aerosmith, Tony winner Cyndi Lauper ( Kinky Boots), They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Dirty Projectors, The Flaming Lips, Sara Bareilles, John Legend, Lady Antebellum, Panic! At the Disco, Plain White T’s and T.I., with an additional song by David Bowie and additional lyrics by Jonathan Coulton. “All of the musicians got a brief on where their song fits in the story, so they weren’t randomly writing songs on the topic of SpongeBob,” Jarrow explained. “They knew where it fit in the story.“” um holy shit???

okay this is either gonna go terribly or it it will be arguably the best and most moving musical of our generation either way i cant wait

how many people are gonna be writing dissertations on how they wanna fuck the squidward guy

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jeshi317
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hazelgracelancaster

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

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ionaonie

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

Standards and Practices!

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jeshi317
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zackfinfrock

internal struggle

I am a shadow, the true self.

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kaji04

I am thou, thou art I.

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

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chikuto

*Poses awkwardly* ta daaa

Whipped this up awfully quickly to celebrate the end of Gravity Falls. I should be taking bets for how long it takes Dipper to fiddle with the stone Bill in the woods  and accidentally unleash hell. You can never escape him Dipper YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE

But I’m a huge sucker for forgiveness/redemption, so here’s my spin.

Goodbye Gravity Falls I’ll miss you <3

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lemonfont

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

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itwashotwestayedinthewater

what happens next?!

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

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lesbianmichelmishina

shit that actually happens in pokemon:

  • a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.
  • you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.
  • one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.
  • a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.
  • there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.
  • you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.
  • the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.
  • the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.
  • god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.
  • the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.
  • the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons. 
  • there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.
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