Dril Tweet Tournament - Round 4
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism
we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
thing about stardew is i would love to move to a small town full of eligible bachelors and devoid of real homophobia
you want what
the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
ok genuinely everything else aside why are the people who "write" (generous!) these modern callouts completely fucking incompetent at doing so
I'm an only child so my family group chat is just me and my divorced parents but every time my dad sends something in it either my mom or I will screenshot it and mock him in our personal chat
HELLPPPP
the anarchist to tankie to anarchist to tankie to anarchist to tankie to anarchist to tankie [...] pipeline
tech support is a trip. you have to constantly ask yourself, do i believe in curses? or do i believe in the folly of man?