“Pudding” is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild. (Source: http://ift.tt/1oj6Roz)

I wonder if advertising companies have realized that shoving a unskippable 30-second advertisement in my face will most likely prompt me to curse the company doing it

When people ask if I “crew”

How well did Deadpool do?

We’re still only halfway through opening weekend but people are talking about the numbers so I’ll tell you where we’re at

Fox was so scared about making this movie they only gave them $58 million to make it with and were only hoping it would make $63 million by tomorrow night (the 15th)

Deadpool made its debut at $47.5 million and Fox then was hoping they would make close to $93 million

We are on the downhill slope of opening weekend and Fox is now looking at $150 million by the end of the tomorrow

It’s been breaking records in every country it’s been released in so far but in America it’s broken the record both for the opening of an R-rated movie and the opening of any Presidents’ Day weekend release

The Deadpool movie is the second greatest debut of a superhero franchise; the first Avengers movie has first place at $207 million

my favourite bit is when ur lying in bed but not asleep just warm and happy in that space where ur real storyline seems very abstract

why

I want some context

That’s not what polar bears look like

More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

The last 3

When you’ve finally lost it during a workout

Norwegian Woods by Andreas Lie

Savage

KEIK (via canonrock)

when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting 

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read