Imaginary Friends

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

It's him, Julius xi/xir

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

one time i tried to do the "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" "you're gonna start gaslighting me?" "thats not what i said" joke with one of my friends but i said "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" and he just went "ok"

“A modern retelling” oh so you mean worse

“A Muppet retelling” oh so you mean better

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

many ways to read this and all are good

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃

me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email

cats are ideal bc they're gods most autistic creatures

stoppppp i'm already crying 😭😭😭

28 today and 66 tomorrow... when will the madness end

everyone is addicted to my Fun and Flirty personality. lives have been destroyed ...