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Puns by Morris Less

@morris-less / morris-less.tumblr.com

I make original visual puns to make you laugh or groan, but also puzzles, rebuses, contests and other word-nerdery. I also pun on random things that cross my dash, and the tag #punny. Come get your dad jokes here!
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Holiday Song Lyric Rebus Puzzles

Happy holidays everyone! I made these rebus puzzles of familiar holiday song lyrics for you to enjoy and share some Christmas cheer (or cheer of whatever flavor you prefer.) Hints are below the pictures, and answers are at the end.  

1.

Hint: Comin to town!

2.

HInt: Joy to the World

3.

Hint: Deck the Halls

4.

Hint: Jingle Bells

5.

Hint: Holy night

6.

Hint: New Year

Hope you had fun solving these! I’d love your feedback or to see your own so please feel free to drop me a line. Here are the answers:

1. You better watch out (Ewe butter watch oat)

2. Oh, come let us adore him (oak comb lettuce a door rim)

3. Fa la la la la la la la la (fall Laa-Laa (teletubby) Lala (Anthony) Laa-Laa Lala)

4. One horse open sleigh (one horse soap pens lei)

5. O night divine (“O” knight tea vine)

6. Auld Lang Syne (awl +d (Jessica) Lange sine)

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Upon reaching adulthood, the Weasley twins betray their progenitor. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

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Red-and-green macaws of the Amazon jungle obtain essential minerals by eating dried clay.

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Clay pigeons?

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Stripey noodle, can’t homework today.

For a second there I thought this was one of the Central/South American species of coral snake, (or perhaps a Halloween Snake, Urotheca sp.) and I was about to flip my shit lmao. Funny how close they look to a species that’s thousands of miles away. Edit: if you just found this guy please let it go. They’re delicate and difficult to keep alive in captivity, even for people experienced with stuff like this. Also if you’re in, say, Arizona, it’s illegal.

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Ssss...I heard thesssse thingsssss had a mousssse

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