mtbd

that one time a 1d fan plagiarized anterograde tomorrow and it was all like ’“i hope u like kimchi spaghetti” zayn told liam’

#BROCK THEY’RE NOT DEAD

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

swiggity swever that’s the

WRONG LEVER

disney channel original movie

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

D A M N

Akons parents: What should we name you 

 Akon: Just fuck me up fam

my crush: hi me:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

al-grave:

Adorable science is adorable. 

IT BOOMS WHENEVER THERE IS A RAINBOW

Yes, and the red one seems to look back at the rainbow each time it happens.

Before and now