steps to be cute:

if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment

From @twocanadianragdolls: “When you don’t know what to do with your arms while you sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2CGdnAn ]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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Science

I love it

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

stop it steve

mood:

From @twocanadianragdolls: “When you don’t know what to do with your arms while you sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2CGdnAn ]

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

90s90s90s:

#1 Hits from the 90s

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

Lmao

Gorilla

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

this is the best blog in the world

Ecosocialist praxis

I support you poison Ivy

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”