i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes
this year… literally what the fuck was that <3
Seriously I went tho the hospital inpatient 3 times!
Total ER visits: 5
My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
Update:
He found his way into my sister's room.
And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.
Holy fuck this doll is creepy
Another update:
The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust
vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose
Reblog si tú pudiste vivir los buenos tiempos de tumblr donde no había publicidad.
Y había porno, y existia el Forever reblog!
Forever reblog!
someone needs to clean their room
He’s beautiful
luke brooks being cute as always
Luke looks like a fuckboy on his way to netflix and chill